Big Apple blames the Bailout on Balds?

Bald and Balder.

Bald and Balder.

That bastion of Baldism Ny Mag has a page dedicated to identifying the Bald bankers behind the bottomless bailout (because we all look the same to you, right?).

This broad-brush painting of Balds as wealthy white collar villains pulling the strings of society is a long-standing meme in fiction as well as journalism.  It’s not going away any time soon, but at least we can console ourselves with some of the cunningly cool characters created in its wake:

Daddy Warbucks.

Daddy Warbucks.

President Luthor.

President Luthor.

The Kingpin

One Response to “Big Apple blames the Bailout on Balds?”

  1. THE BALD WALL: JASON STATHAM? « The Bald Wall Says:

    [...] And Furious” (#1), maybe he’ll see that if you want the big bucks — the Daddy Warbucks — you can’t Half-Assie Baldness.  Winners go down to the skin, plain and [...]

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