If “Crank 2” didn’t give you enough Bald for your buck, you won’t like the sound of this: desperate to retool his gears after dropping a box-office lemon, Jason Statham just signed on to a remake of Michael Winner’s Hair-heavy 1972 actioneer “The Mechanic”. In it, he’ll take on the flip-haired character originally played by the legendary Charles Bronson.
Watch this video of Bronson’s Hair in action, and tell us this role wouldn’t be more fitting for “Crank”-conqueror Zac Efron instead:
Real good choice, Hairywood. In any event, it remains to be seen how the Wannabald will handle his head this go round: has he learned his lesson? Will he finally trim down? Or totally wig out?
The Bald’s in your court, Mr. Statham.
From ComingSoon.