Bald Who?

"What are you lookin' at, Zane?"

"My new job."

ABC’s “Samantha Who?” is trading out one Bald for another.  The inappropriately monikered “Hit-man” Timothy Olyphant has been replaced by the slightly-Balder and significantly-bimper Billy Zane.  Will Haired viewers even notice the difference?

And has anyone ever heard of this show before?