Pitt, Portman to go Head-to-Head onscreen

Bald Pitt.

Bald Pitt.

Bald Portman.

Bald Portman.

Honorary Bald-Stars Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman are set to get it on in Paramount’s sure-to-be-retitled “Important Artifacts and Personal Property From the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion and Jewelry”.  What the…?:

Pitt, 45, and Portman, 28, have been cast in [the] new romantic comedy in which he will play an aging photographer and she a New York Times food columnist, Variety reports.

Is it just us, or is Hollywood pulling out all the stops to make this film seem as boring as humanly possible?  The awful title, the banal jobs…  Next thing you know they’ll be telling us that Pitt and Portman will go Haired for their roles.  Snooooooze.



Ah well, there’s always hope for the Unrated dvd release…  that is, if they can fit an extra word on the box cover.

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