ATTN: Bald Rock Star Seeks New Drummer

Corgan needs an extra set of hands.

Billy Corgan needs an extra set of hands.

Wanna be the Smashing Pumpkins’ new drummer?  Turns out Bald frontman Billy Corgan has over time alienated his former bandmates to the point that he is now the only remaining member in the band, despite his very-public begging for their companionship (maybe it had something to do with his tequila problem?).

Nobody wants to play with me.

Nobody wants to play with me.

No matter — Corgan is taking his case to the public and launching an American Idol-style search for the lucky percussionist who will become his new drummer/ indentured dumb-costume-wearer! If you’re in Los Angeles, email background information, photos and videos to pumpkinsdrummer@gmail.com and you could be invited to saunter over to an undisclosed L.A. location tomorrow to perform for His Hairless himself!

Break a leg!

This could be you.

This could be you.

P.S.  If you don’t make the cut, we hear this Bald Rocker lost his band members, too…

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