Statham’s Semi-Baldness Grabs Semi-Box Office

Jason needs a jump.

Jason needs a jump.

Balds everywhere hoped that Jason Statham‘s “Crank: High Voltage” would repeat the numbers Vin Diesel’s “Fast and Furious” did a few weekends ago and keep Balds on top of the box office.  But alas, that Bald movie magic apparently does not carry over to Wannabalds.  “Crank” opened at #6 with a measly $6.5 million, soundly defeated by the Hairricane of Zac Efron’s “17 Again”.

Statham can take little comfort in the fact that “Crank” at least opened at #1 in Germany — that country has always had an affinity for Balds, though not the kind the biggest b-movie star in the world would want to be associated with.

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One Response to Statham’s Semi-Baldness Grabs Semi-Box Office

  1. […] “Crank 2″ didn’t give you enough Bald for your buck, you won’t like the sound of this:  Jason Statham just signed on to a remake of Michael […]

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