May 6, 2009
Has there ever been a better time to be Bruce Willis? For some reason everyone from the Hollywood trades to the NY gossip mags decided to just spend some ink today raving about how awesome he is. From THR:
A Star Is Shorn.
Action stars may lose their currency as they move into their 50s. But Bruce Willis keeps on raking in the offers.
The star, who turned 54 last month, has been in discussions to shoot and fight his way through three action pics — a thriller for NuImage/Millenium titled “Inventory,” the CIA tale “Red” for Summit and the mob biopic “Scarpa” for Morgan Creek.
And NY Daily News says Willis has reached his “golden age”. We must agree. Though his long storied career has occasionally found him in some Hairy situations, His Baldness has come out on top, seemingly shaving the years off like so much scalp fuzz.
NEWS FLASH: It’s good to be The Bimp.
May 5, 2009
That's not a Rumer.
Despite Bimp Bruce Willis‘s recent nuptials to the stunning Emma Heming, The Bimp himself was caught sneaking a peek at young starlet Kate Bosworth at an event on Monday. Of course, Bosworth’s battled with the Bald and lost before in the stinker Superman Returns.
But who can blame the Bimp for browsing– he’s Bald, not blind!
UPDATE: Not the first time!
April 6, 2009
Beauty and The Bimp.
Alpha-Bald Bruce Willis (a.k.a. The Bimp) was honored this weekend with the Sonoma International Film Festival’s Lifetime Achievement Award for his roles in Bald classics like “Pulp Fiction”, “12 Monkeys”, and “Live Free or Die Haired”.
"So I'm thinking about shaving it off for Fight Club..." "Do it, kid."
It was also the Bimp’s first public appearance with Victoria’s Secret model Emma Heming since the two tied the knot — and as usual, the nubile newlywed was looking hot enough to put sweat on your scalp!
Skin is in.
April 1, 2009
Just a reminder: Balds should always wear sunblock.
It’s hard out there for a Bimp. Just when you’ve selected your favorite Victoria’s Secret model to marry and the future’s looking positively peachy, your Idaho ski lodge burns to the ground in a blaze. Luckily Willis escaped without injury.
Our hearts and prayers go out to The Bimp and his bride. If you’d like to donate money to the Willises to help them rebuild, click here.