May 6, 2009
-"Hello?" -"Yippee ki yay, motherf@^&er."
When Alpha Bald Bruce Willis picked Emma Heming out of a casting call on “Perfect Stranger” and married her out of nowhere in a whirlwind romance, few had even heard of the young lingerie model. Media outlets scrambled for pictures of the Bald-loving beauty.
But when it comes to anything in the Willisphere, no one beats The Bald Wall to the punch. We’ve unearthed a brief clip of the bride-to-be practicing her walk down the aisle in the 2001 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Brace yourself… for the Bimpress:
*Click here for more Emma Heming!
April 10, 2009
See Emma walk.
The Bimpress is back! Enjoy these highly NSFW pics of Bruce Willis‘s blushing bride strutting her stuff at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
April 5, 2009
Vinner takes all.
Enjoy this gallery of Vin Diesel‘s magnificent mamacita Paloma Jimenez! (NSFW)
April 1, 2009
Who’s that girl?
None other than sultry “Transformers 2” actress Megan Fox, who revealed her newly bald pate last night at the premiere for Seth Rogen laffer “Observe And Report“.
The sexy siren shaved her head for an upcoming role in Fox 2000’s remake of “Alien Nation“. The original 1988 science fiction film about a family of aliens trying to adapt to earthly suburban life was a smart allegory about racism and sexism, and spawned an acclaimed television series which only ran for one season but has since become a cult classic. In the new film, Fox will play alien Susan Francisco, a “Newcomer” who lobbies for the right to vote.
And speaking of newcomers… welcome to the club, Megan!
UPDATE: APRIL FOOLS!
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*Click here to see Vin Diesel‘s vivacious wife Paloma Jimenez!
*Click here for Bruce Willis‘s Victoria’s Secret vixen Emma Heming!
*Click here for half-assed head-shaver Cassie Ventura!
April 1, 2009
Putting the "mm" in "Emma".
Enjoy this gallery of The Bimp‘s babelicious new bombshell wife. (NSFW)