April 12, 2009
Well, well, well. Vin Diesel’s got the #1 movie in the country, Bruce Willis has a Victoria’s Secret model wearing his ring, Bald is being declared “cool” in the papers, and all of a sudden everybody’s breaking out the clippers in a race to the bandwagon. Case in point:
Her better half.
What? You don’t recognize her? Why, that’s pretty-girl-who-wants-to-be-a-singer-and-an-actress-and-a-princess Cassie, who decided to try and catch some of that current Bald Heat for herself… but apparently thought she could get away with just a little on the side.
Nah, sister. No matter what your Haired Svengali Puff Diddy thinks, you can’t just sample Bald. You want to sell albums, you go all the way. Otherwise, you’re trying to play both sides of the court, and let’s face it: you’re no Michael Jordan.
How To Be A Player.
(That’s not to say we’re above posting a gallery of her.)
April 7, 2009
Check out this penultimate post for Sigourney Weaver on our sister site The Bald And Beautiful. And mind your manners — Weaver could singlehandedly kick the ass of half our Bald Wall list (minus this fine fellow).
How cool is Ripley? Let’s put it this way: John McClane is a cool-ass character. But it took 4 movies for John McClane to achieve what Ripley did in 3. Gender, schmender — a tougher Bald would be difficult to find. All Hail the Queen:
Enter: THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
April 6, 2009
Wanna see her shaved?
Beauty contest winner and reigning Miss Virginia Tara Wheeler has vowed to shave her head if she can raise $500,000 for pediatric cancer research. But so far Wheeler’s take is still in the 5-digits, and the deadline is less than a week away.
…if Wheeler falls short, she vows to shave her head anyway — she’ll just wait until she’s finished her reign this summer. “Society needs to take a second look at how we deem someone pretty,” she said, explaining why she was drawn to the St. Baldrick’s Foundation.
Bravo to Tara for seeing the beauty in Bald. If you want to pitch in, you can donate to her cause at the St. Baldrick’s Foundation website.
April 5, 2009
Vinner takes all.
Enjoy this gallery of Vin Diesel‘s magnificent mamacita Paloma Jimenez! (NSFW)
March 30, 2009
The Bald and the Beautiful.
Alpha-Bald Bruce Willis married a bikini model more than 20 years his junior this weekend in the Carribbean, reports the Miami Herald.
The Bald Wall congratulates one of its most esteemed members, and invites all our Haired readers to TAKE THAT, SUCKERS!!!!