April 12, 2009
Well, well, well. Vin Diesel’s got the #1 movie in the country, Bruce Willis has a Victoria’s Secret model wearing his ring, Bald is being declared “cool” in the papers, and all of a sudden everybody’s breaking out the clippers in a race to the bandwagon. Case in point:
Her better half.
What? You don’t recognize her? Why, that’s pretty-girl-who-wants-to-be-a-singer-and-an-actress-and-a-princess Cassie, who decided to try and catch some of that current Bald Heat for herself… but apparently thought she could get away with just a little on the side.
Nah, sister. No matter what your Haired Svengali Puff Diddy thinks, you can’t just sample Bald. You want to sell albums, you go all the way. Otherwise, you’re trying to play both sides of the court, and let’s face it: you’re no Michael Jordan.
How To Be A Player.
(That’s not to say we’re above posting a gallery of her.)
April 7, 2009
Check out this penultimate post for Sigourney Weaver on our sister site The Bald And Beautiful. And mind your manners — Weaver could singlehandedly kick the ass of half our Bald Wall list (minus this fine fellow).
How cool is Ripley? Let’s put it this way: John McClane is a cool-ass character. But it took 4 movies for John McClane to achieve what Ripley did in 3. Gender, schmender — a tougher Bald would be difficult to find. All Hail the Queen:
Enter: THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
April 1, 2009
Who’s that girl?
None other than sultry “Transformers 2” actress Megan Fox, who revealed her newly bald pate last night at the premiere for Seth Rogen laffer “Observe And Report“.
The sexy siren shaved her head for an upcoming role in Fox 2000’s remake of “Alien Nation“. The original 1988 science fiction film about a family of aliens trying to adapt to earthly suburban life was a smart allegory about racism and sexism, and spawned an acclaimed television series which only ran for one season but has since become a cult classic. In the new film, Fox will play alien Susan Francisco, a “Newcomer” who lobbies for the right to vote.
And speaking of newcomers… welcome to the club, Megan!
UPDATE: APRIL FOOLS!
ACCEPT OUR APOLOGIES:
*Click here to see Vin Diesel‘s vivacious wife Paloma Jimenez!
*Click here for Bruce Willis‘s Victoria’s Secret vixen Emma Heming!
*Click here for half-assed head-shaver Cassie Ventura!