Bana Too Bald for Box Office?

April 2, 2009
Hollywood to Bana:  Grow It Back NOW!

Hollywood to Bana: no Hair, no movie!

In a blatant case of Baldism, the Hollywood producers behind “The Time Traveler’s Wife” have delayed production on their movie until star Eric Bana grows an acceptable head of Hair.

Says Haired co-star Rachel McAdams:

“Eric was the hold-up. He had to shave his head for a different role, for Star Trek, I think.  So we were waiting on Eric’s Hair,” she told Sci Fi Wire.

Bana went Bald to play the evil Romulan Nero in J.J. Abrams’ upcoming “Star Trek” movie. Apparently Baldness is fine for villains, but when it comes to playing a romantic lead, it’s a dealbreaker.  Instead of telling Bana to grow it out, maybe Hollywood should just grow up.