Bald Benjamins

May 14, 2009

tebe_interesno at live journal decided to see how the great men featured on our currency would look if they decided to go Bald. 

I cannot tell a lie-- He looks good.

I cannot tell a lie-- He looks good.

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Shave and a haircut, 2 bits.

 

Now imagine how good it would look with the stovetop hat.

Now imagine how hot that would look with the stovetop hat.

 

Maybe if Hamilton had shaved his head, he would have been president.

Maybe if Hamilton had shaved his head, he would have been president.

It's all about the Benjamin.

It's all about the Benjamin.

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Berry on Baldwatch

April 22, 2009

halle20berry2001201105THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS!

As the world awaits the birth of a purrrrfectly pretty new Bald (with both an Academy Award and a Razzie to her name), we here at The Bald Wall will keep you up to date on the Last Days of Halle’s Hair.

The Last Days Of Halle Hairy

The Last Days Of Halle Hairy

Truth be told, Halle is practically an honorary Bald already.  Not only did she star in Fred Durst’s “Behind Blue Eyes” video (as Durst’s love interest — now that’s acting!), it was her film with Bruce Willis that led to him selecting meeting his bimptastic new wife (and yes, there was that John Travolta “Swordfish” movie if you’re keeping count).

If you ask us, it’s high-time Halle joined our ranks for real.  But we like how she’s stretching it out for maximum anticipation — this is one actress who knows how to milk a moment.

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Stretch it out, Halle.


Mario Jumps on the Baldwagon; Berry right behind

April 22, 2009

Following in the footsteps of his R&B peer Cassie, “Braid My Hair” singer Mario did an about face this week and took the clippers down to zero:

Mario Bros.

Mario Bros.

What do you think?  Is Mario the next Britney, or just another celeb jumping on the Baldwagon?

Berrah Fawcett.

Berrah Fawcett.

Speaking of Baldwagon, stay tuned for Halle Berry’s upcoming stunt sacrifice to her craft.  The “Catwoman” star is promoting her plans to go extensionless for her new movie “Nappily Ever After”.

What’s the deal?  Are all these people just trying to sleep with Emma Heming?

Via Singersroom.


Actress Oscar Bait 101: Shave Your Head

April 16, 2009

Shaving a wig just doesn't cut it.Shaving a wig just doesn’t cut it.

It takes courage for a woman to shave her head, even when it’s for a lucrative role in a movie– courage that Cameron Diaz apparently didn’t have.  She’s attracting buzz for appearing Bald in the trailer for the new movie My Sister’s Keeper.  But relax, Cameron’s just Trippin, she’s only shaving a Bald cap, and didn’t actually go Bald for the part . Thus, Cammie squanders her last chance of being taken seriously as an actress.

Pop a cap on her ass.

Pop a cap on her ass.

My Sister’s Keeper is sure to be a weeper and possible Oscar bait.  Let’s look at the facts– Little Miss Sunshine Abigail Breslin stars as a child genetically engineered by her parents to save her cancer stricken older sister, played by newcomer Sofia Vassilieva, the true Bald heroine of the pic.  Breslin and Vassielieva were cast as the Keeper-sisters after wunderkind actress Dakota Fanning refused to go Bald for the part (or to let her up and coming younger sister Elle Fanning share the spotlight with the titular role).

Sofia Vassilieva: Baldly Going Where Cameron Wouldn't Dare

Sofia Vassilieva: Baldly Going Where Cameron Wouldn't Dare

But that’s when Sofia Vassilieva seized her opportunity to go for Oscar gold and prove that there’s a new wunderkind on the block.  She said, ” There are scripts when you fall so much in love with your character. And if you are lucky and offered this part you should not tempt your fate and go to the greatest extent to be/to play this character. If you have an opportunity to do that and you do not, it’s shameful. Shaving my head was the least I could do for Kate to experience the degree of her isolation and outcast from a ‘normal’ healthy life. Playing Kate was like balancing between two realities.”

You know who else is Bald?

I rest my case.

I rest my case.

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UPDATE: Well, well, look who’s next in line!


Half-Assie

April 12, 2009

Well, well, well. Vin Diesel’s got the #1 movie in the country, Bruce Willis has a Victoria’s Secret model wearing his ring, Bald is being declared “cool” in the papers, and all of a sudden everybody’s breaking out the clippers in a race to the bandwagon.  Case in point:

Some shallow-end pussy shit.

Her better half.

What?  You don’t recognize her?  Why, that’s pretty-girl-who-wants-to-be-a-singer-and-an-actress-and-a-princess Cassie, who decided to try and catch some of that current Bald Heat for herself…  but apparently thought she could get away with just a little on the side.

Nah, sister.  No matter what your Haired Svengali Puff Diddy thinks, you can’t just sample Bald.  You want to sell albums, you go all the way. Otherwise, you’re trying to play both sides of the court, and let’s face it:  you’re no Michael Jordan.

Via TMZ.

How To Be A Player.

How To Be A Player.

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Miss Virginia Will Take It All Off For Money

April 6, 2009
Wanna see her shaved?

Wanna see her shaved?

Beauty contest winner and reigning Miss Virginia Tara Wheeler has vowed to shave her head if she can raise $500,000 for pediatric cancer research.  But so far Wheeler’s take is still in the 5-digits, and the deadline is less than a week away.

…if Wheeler falls short, she vows to shave her head anyway — she’ll just wait until she’s finished her reign this summer. “Society needs to take a second look at how we deem someone pretty,” she said, explaining why she was drawn to the St. Baldrick’s Foundation.

Bravo to Tara for seeing the beauty in Bald.  If you want to pitch in, you can donate to her cause at the St. Baldrick’s Foundation website.


JOHN TRAVOLTA: Better Bald?

February 2, 2009
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In the closet.

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Openly Bald.

JOHN TRAVOLTA: Better Bald?
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